hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
