Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Panties = found
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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