he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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