chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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