How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
