Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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