they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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