After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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