Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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