i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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