White coat. Heels.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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