You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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