if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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