Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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