if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
how does that bad decision feel?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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