just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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