What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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