so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she peed on how many people?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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