Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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