i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
