Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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