No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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