i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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