let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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