You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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