bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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