i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.