we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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