I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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