Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize