are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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