I'm pants shitting drunk right now
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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