Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
