is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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