So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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