Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize