Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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