Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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