I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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