All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Less talking, more tequila
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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