talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
This is my life. Enjoy the view
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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