I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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