thus making me awesome and them whores
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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