"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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