You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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