miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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