she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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