Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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