the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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