awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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