yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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