You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I checked into jail on foursquare
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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