Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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