I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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