Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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