And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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