So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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